sometimes i wish we all had USB 2.0 ports at the back of our heads.
then i could plug my thumbdrive into kahyong's head, pilfer all his knowledge, and stick the thumbdrive back into my head just before the exam.

sometimes i wish the organisation of my brain was like my gmail account. all my thoughts could be filtered, and then all my rubbish musings would go into the junk folder, and all the more important and relevant thoughts into my inbox. i could also save all the pleasant, sweet memories into my archive, and delete all those miserable, unhappy ones at the touch of a mouseclick. and then when i communicate with others via email, i would be forced to think before i say anything, and whatever that i've said can be stored in my sent folder for me to reflect upon.