i have amassed like a gazillion bites on my back and chest from those frrrickin bugs that supposedly lurk in my bed. yikes. raaarr.

and by the by;
to cde,
whoever you are,
i may be one techno-idiot, but i know how to track your geographical location, the times you visit me, the kind of browser you use, and most importantly, i know your IP address.
however, i don't think i will waste my time trying to identify you.
so you may think you know a lot about me through my blog (which is essentially a record of my superficial and random musings), but in truth, you know squat about me, or my personal life, for that matter.
well no offence, but i'm sure your time is just as precious as mine. please don't do inane things and squander it away, ok? :P