today, i laughed so hard until i cried, thanks to miss joaniechong (who also goes by the name of chongster).

on pity:
"i pity people most when they are eating. cos they're so absorbed in their food and then that's when they are most vulnerable to attack."

on her ambition and the future:
"i'm a dynamo fan!!"

"i want to be a housewive next time and take care of all my kids!"

"i can't wait to get pregnant!"

"i want to be pregnant with twins but i don't want to give birth, or get married."

"my dream guy will drop from the sky and fall nicely onto my lap."

10 minutes before lecture:
"hurry up! keep your books into your bags. we must start walking to the lecture theatre now! HURRY UP LAH!"

there you have it-- classic joan. :p